You are the bane of my waistline.?? I swear to God, that place is making me so fat! It’s counteracting all the kickboxing and yoga and pilates and jogging (okay, I don’t do nearly enough of those things, granted – but still!) Rrr.?? For the longest time I was “safe” because there was really nothing… Continue reading Damn, you, Specialty???s

Jeepers creepers. So I work in a smallish mostly female law firm, and there’s a lotta femi-drama that goes on. I mean, of the catty soap operatic sort. Some might say it’s unfair for me to call it as such, and I’m sure to some degree said felinity will lessen now that one of the… Continue reading They don???t call it ???Public Santa Exchange???, do they?

Oh the tragedy – I just googled my first and last name together to make sure my resume came up as a hit, and alas, it does not – but know what comes up as the first hit??? Some lady named “Virginia _____[insert my last name] Green” died on Monday, November 14th in Lynchburg, VA.??… Continue reading I???m dead!

That would be sad, and wrong.?? That is all.

I’ll admit it, I take cute notes.?? I often write prepositions in Latin because they’re shorter than the English words; sometimes I write in French or Spanish or Catalan or even Italian or German if that’s the word that comes to me first, or if the word is much shorter in one of those languages.??… Continue reading There???s no place like home???

Okay I know I said I have to work but I have to tell you one last funny story.?? This is from last Friday or something, but it’s funny enough that it’s still worth telling.?? So, on Friday-or-whenever-it-was, I was doing the mail near the end of the day which is one of my normal… Continue reading ???Stupid Mary??????

Okay dear imaginary readers, I’m back, sorry for the absence! ??#1 I got KILLER food poisoning [1] on Tuesday and had to leave work early I felt so crappy, and #2 I was at an Excel training seminar all day yesterday.?? #1 was bad but #2 was good – I learned a lot and the… Continue reading I???m back, I???m back!

So I think I have a sort of dysfunctional filter when it comes to certain matters of etiquette.?? Case in point:?? today I was just scanning msn.com and saw a thing about 10 environmentally friendly companies – and one is Seattle Biodiesel, which is all about, well, biodiesel in Seattle.?? But from the interviews with… Continue reading Dear Abby: why is it sad?

Seriously, that was a quote from the Gilmore Girls pilot episode that I watched last night.?? Damn you, roommate???s little sister and your amazing DVD collection!?? Just kidding, I???m actually really excited about it.?? So yeah, maybe that???s my problem ??? I???m too FUNNY.?? I mean, I do think guys are sometimes a bit frightened… Continue reading ???Boys don???t like funny girls.???