My husband’s pal Ian started a fun game on Twitter. I joined in. Hilarity ensued, at least as far as the three of us were concerned. I thought you might also find it amusing.
Excited to announce my new project, remixing classic hip-hop and trance music. We’re called RUN*DMT
— Ian Adams (@IanWAdams) January 7, 2014
@IanWAdams When you get a chance, could you check out my firearms-focused Devil May Cry mod I made a few months back? It’s called GUN*DMC.
— Grant K. Roberts (@gkr) January 8, 2014
@gkr wordplay focused hip hop crew PUN*DMC
— Ian Adams (@IanWAdams) January 8, 2014
@IanWAdams Cool, they can be in my upcoming half-marathon for medical technicians.
— Grant K. Roberts (@gkr) January 8, 2014
@gkr RUN*EMT? After that we can check out the Skyrim expansion where you’re incongruously paired with Aerosmith. It’s FUN*DLC.
— Ian Adams (@IanWAdams) January 8, 2014
Hey @IanWAdams and @gkr, can you plz pause your stupid joke for a sec to sign my petition against old school CD scams? It's called SHUN*BMG
— Virginia Roberts (@askvirginia) January 8, 2014
@askvirginia @IanWAdams Sure, sure, let me just polish off my fancy artisanal liquor-infused lunch sandwich first. It’s called RUM*BLT.
— Grant K. Roberts (@gkr) January 8, 2014
@gkr woah guys, give me a second. I’m coming down off this designer drug, SOME*PCP
— Ian Adams (@IanWAdams) January 8, 2014
@gkr @IanWAdams After you finish that, you can help me beta test my new file format for Pinterest images of hairstyles. It's called BUN*PNG.
— Virginia Roberts (@askvirginia) January 8, 2014
@askvirginia @IanWAdams Sure, but wait – where did I leave my pack of chewable candy endorsed by a mid-90s R&B trio? You know… my GUM*TLC.
— Grant K. Roberts (@gkr) January 8, 2014
@gkr @askvirginia sure, bit I’ve got to get home and cram for my entrance exam at NRA Grad school: the GUN*GRE.
— Ian Adams (@IanWAdams) January 8, 2014
@IanWAdams @gkr Sounds cool, bro. I'll go back to creating viral equestrian content for my beige racehorse news and gossip site, DUN*TMZ.
— Virginia Roberts (@askvirginia) January 8, 2014
@IanWAdams @gkr Hurry up with your next joke; gotta get back to my Kickstarter for viewing pics of Olivia Munn on ancient monitors. MUNN*CRT
— Virginia Roberts (@askvirginia) January 8, 2014
@askvirginia why hasn’t @gkr taken a go? Is he blaming his BUM*KNE?
— Ian Adams (@IanWAdams) January 8, 2014
@IanWAdams @askvirginia I don’t know why you have to start getting nasty while still trying to stay above it all. Like some… some SLUM*VIP.
— Grant K. Roberts (@gkr) January 8, 2014
@gkr @IanWAdams Imma head to CES to announce a purple smartphone with a long-awaited location based communication feature. It's the PLUM*NFC
— Virginia Roberts (@askvirginia) January 8, 2014
And then we all went to bed, I guess.